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At 5:13am on May 22, 2009, Marlee Norris said…: Wanna chat with me on cam?, come see me here You'll enjoy it. I promise!!!! realamateurwebcams.info

At 8:36pm on March 4, 2008, Mitch said…: Hey Keyz!
Not sure if you watched this particular episode of MXC but I think one of the writers may be a fan of of show or just stole one of your bits. In the episode "Hot Chicks of Prime Time vs Hot Celebrity Moms" They sing the jingle of a product to remove those unsightly diaper lines "Baby Browner....browns your baby just like bread"

Thought you might find that funny or coincidental.

At 4:11am on May 11, 2007, Dr Strangematter said…: Dear Keyz ,

About your Awful Snacks....I can only say that I am not a religious person (not even close :P), but by the end I was rolling in the aisle at work and shouting- A M E N !

At 9:55am on April 14, 2007, Something Fruity said…: Yeah i have a gift to make something beuitful sound sick.. wait maybe its a curse.. anywho.. id like to see keyz dressed up like a rabbi

At 8:48pm on April 13, 2007, cas said…: cheese steak...that's sexy

At 7:49am on April 13, 2007, Something Fruity said…: Keyz will bite your ass like a cheese steak - quote no one i just made this quote up so someone would talk to me... *sighs*

At 3:04pm on April 11, 2007, cas said…: your video is disturbing, but you are adorable nonetheless
thank you for doing so well with the dunkin donuts game

i actually have another game idea: guys mag or girls mag
you take the embarassing stories page from magazines,and you have to guess if it was in a guy's mag or a girls mag
doesn't compare to syn, but it's an idea...

At 7:51pm on April 1, 2007, cas said…: http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/worstaprilfools.html
here's a couple of places with april fools stuff on it, maybe you can find something useful :)

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Hometown:

Waynesburg, PA

About Me:

Keyz is an ultra-high power jet engine running on 87 octane. The distortion of his cognitive processes can mostly be attributed to ingestion of excruciatingly massive quantities of undercooked red meat, experimental antidepressants and warm Mountain Dew.

Keyz was able to force his way onto college radio by threatening the program director with a hypodermic syringe filled with Vanilla Coke, claiming it was Uranium-238, the kind made famous by Marvin the Martian. He headed several different programs including a heavy metal program and a classical music show. During this period, he met Nerraux. Inevitably, Keyz graduated and moved on to his true calling, selling shoes to fat women. It was less than a year later he saw an article on MSNBC stating that selling shoes to fat women could not be considered a true calling.

Lost, Keyz wandered through SW Pennsylvania trying to fill the gap with meaningless endeavors like marriage. This clouded his judgment and he later found himself being a co-host on a NASCAR talk show on a Country radio station. On the brink of total mediocrity, he snapped himself out of his walking coma and got a divorce.

Shortly after moving to an apartment south of Pittsburgh, Keyz was called by The Awful Show for commentary during the show's second broadcast. From the third show on, Keyz was a regular on The Awful Show.

Website:

http://www.theawfulshow.com/

Favorite Music:

Alternative, Nerdcore

Favorite TV Shows:

The Simpsons...everything else is shit!

Favorite Podcast:

The Awful Show...duh!